What’s the deal with portable toilet hire? There are more and more of these plastic, TARDIS-like structures popping up all across the UK. What happened to peeing in the grid? Slashing in the hedge? Watering the roses? Have we become so civilised that a girl can’t bend down behind a bush an more? A boy can’t draw his name in the snow? Do we all have to squeeze ourselves into these tiny boxes and aim for the chemically treated box?
I’m sure the earth was designed to take and recycle our waste products. Now they’ve all been bleached out via portable toilets!